This blog is a journal of the simple living on a small 2 and a half acre farm. The ups and downs. The good and the not so good. Adventures of Hidden Haven animals and some of my own. The sharing of our frugal, hardworking, attempt to be as self sufficient as possible. Please stop by often as we love company!
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
OBITUARY Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies: Don't spend more than you earn. And reliable parenting strategies: Adults, not kids, are in charge.His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned, but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap,and was awarded a huge financial settlement.Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust,his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.
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4 comments:
That is great peggy... I smiled to myself as I read it - if only it wasn't so true!!!! I believe the world is leaning way off its tilt... People are resonding accordingly... Or is it the there must be a continual full moon... I love your blog and I will call in again...
Peggy, that is the Truth. I've never heard this before but priceless in the real facts about our nation. I'll pass it on for sure. I'm glad you posted this. God has a wake-up call for America, is it to late?
Giggles............I love all that you post!
Love Jeanne
Unfortunately, so true, and not just in USA. Much the same stupidity occurs in Australia, too.
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