Thursday, May 10, 2007

Come On Now!

You can't have all the sympathy for Diva and Sammi. How would you like to live with one pregnant and one raging hormonal female? Diva doesn't want me around her at all. The looks she gives me since being pregnant almost seems evil! She seems to forget that when she becomes a mom I will be a dad and have responsibilities too. Diva gets the most brushing, the sweetest carrots, the first cookie and most of the attention. Then there is Sammi. Sammi with the raging hormones. Sammi that one minute wants to play and run with me. The next minute is biting and being mean to me for no reason. Its rough being the only male in the pen. Everything is my fault. When Diva is feeling bad its my fault. When Sammi is moody its my fault. Or so they both tell me. I try my best to protect and take care of them. They use to want me to sleep next to them at night so they would feel safe. Now if I try to lay down beside them they bite me! Let me tell you people its hard living with these two does! You never know what kind of mood they will be in and that will change in the blink of an eye. Mom isn't any better. She is in our pen more than she is in her house. I am so tired of being woke up in the middle of the night by her flashlight. And if she spends another night in Diva's stall and wakes me up for snoring I am not going to be responsible for my actions! What is wrong with the females around this homestead? Come on people have some compassion for me and what I am having to deal with!

15 comments:

Mrs.Garcia said...

Nitro, Maybe Diva will give you a male goat I think they are called (bucks). Nitro you are a very handsome goat.
Mrs.Garcia

"Early Bird" said...

Hey Nitro...alls I gotta say is "if yore gonna play yore gonna pay"...lol!!
:)

Marci said...

No one has forgotten you. Be a big boy now and don't fuss.

peppylady said...

Oh Nitro poor pitty boy. Life as male got it down size.

It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Nitro, I think you like having a pity party now dont you!! POOR POOR male!! This is what happens when well..when you know...WHEN!! ((smile)) Take care things will change soon and then there will be more little kids running around and your place will be further and further down the chain!! Sandy

meggie said...

Sandy made me laugh telling Nitro he will be further down the chain.
Sorry Nitro!

Nicole said...

LOL... Poor Nitro!

This reminds me of my husbands 'trantrums' that he tries to pull when he starts to feel sorry for himself or left out or when things just don't fly his way.

Oh Nitro, we adore you too.

Kathleen Marie said...

I have been playing catchup on your posts and you are BUSY! Poor Diva, she does look so huge and puffy and sorry, little sympathy for Sammi or Nitro...ha!

Can't wait till the little one(s?) arrive!

Tossing Pebbles in the Stream said...

Stop grumbling Nitro your mom might give you to a unit at Fort Bragg as a mascot. You could have a real military job then, like David IX at Old Fort Henry http://www.forthenry.com/goat.htm
He is carrying on the tradition of Billy the Goat who was the mascot for the Royal Welch Fusiliers.

As a mlitary mascot you might get shipped out to Iraq, where they slit the throats of goat as a sacrifice. So behave yourself and enjoy those two lovely does when they give in to your obvious charms. . .life is good!

Rachel said...

Ahhh.....poor Nitro!! You have such a hard life. NOT!! Just wait until you're a dad! Might be more females around then! Get used to it!!

Donna said...

Nitro, you poor thing. Life will return to normal soon enough. Have perseverance pal!

Jeanette said...

It takes two to tango Nitro so be a patient it wont belong till your a dad

PEA said...

Just like a male...complain, complain, complain! hehe Awwww Nitro, I do feel for you but what can I say...just grin and bear it! Or is that bare it...noooo don't do that...bear it!!! lol xox

HomemakerAng said...

I understand DIVA! give her space :)

Rosie said...

I've noticed the does get really mischievious when they are bred. Actually rather unpleasant to be around at time. My boys are really sweet, except during rut. Then it's like they become completely different goats. I'm just shocked Diva hasn't dropped those kids yet.